The safety net they promised, deployed on the only infrastructure that works. Here's the full story.
They printed $6 trillion in 2020. You missed the memo. Your parents had pensions. You have JPGs. The Fed is a meme coin with a marketing budget. Everyone is on assistance. Some are just honest about it.
EBT Card is the safety net they promised, deployed on the only infrastructure that works. Your benefits card is an NFT. It owns a wallet. The tokens inside are yours. No means testing. No caseworker. The only paperwork is a signature.
PPP got $800B. Linda got 8 years. You get an NFT. Fair is fair.
Your benefits card is an NFT. It owns a wallet. Try explaining that to your parents.
ERC-6551 token-bound account. Benefits deposited directly. No intermediaries.
Monthly distributions. No action required. Just wait. The algorithm provides.
Quarterly renewal. The DMV is a Discord server now. The paperwork is a signature.
Link your wallet to begin
Complete the application form
Processing fee required
Card issued with initial deposit
Claim monthly benefits
Benefits expire after 90 days. Participants must recertify each quarter to maintain eligibility. Failure to recertify results in benefit suspension.
This is not financial advice. This is financial destiny. If you lose money, you simply lacked the vision. We are not a government agency. We are barely a functional protocol. Not FDIC insured, not SEC approved, not your mother's crypto. NFA. DYOR. Touch grass occasionally. We are all Linda.