EBT CARD
SUPPLEMENTAL NUTRITION ASSISTANCE
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CASE FILE #0001
The safety net they promised. Deployed on the only infrastructure that works.
PPP got $800B. Linda got 8 years. You get an NFT. Fair is fair.
PROGRAM BENEFITS
What banks get, but for the rest of us.
The Card
Your EBT card is a wallet. It holds your tokens. The NFT owns the money. Try explaining that to your parents.
The Drop
Distributions hit your card like clockwork. No forms. No caseworker. No means testing. Just vibes and smart contracts.
The Cliff
Sell early, lose benefits. The welfare cliff protects the tribe. Stay comfy, stay fed. It's game theory.
The Burn
We burn supply because deflation is religion. Every transaction is a sacrifice to the green candle.
The Score
Check in. Click buttons. The algorithm rewards belief. Engagement farming, formalized.
The Recert
Re-apply quarterly. The DMV is a Discord server now. The paperwork is a signature.
THE PATH
Four steps to supplemental nutrition.
Accept the L
You missed Bitcoin. You missed Nvidia. You're here because you're hungry. Hunger is clarity.
Secure the Card
Mint the EBT Card. It's your passport. Without it, you're just watching from the lobby.
Collect the Bag
Tokens deposit to your card automatically. Monthly drops. No action required. Just wait.
Hold the Line
When the normies arrive, we feast. You are early. They are exit liquidity. Or we all go to zero together.
THE FINE PRINT
This is not financial advice. This is financial destiny. If you lose money, you simply lacked the vision. We are not a government agency. We are barely a functional protocol. NFA. DYOR. Touch grass occasionally.
TOKENOMICS
Fair distribution for an unfair world
TOKEN ALLOCATION
DISTRIBUTION MODEL
Initial Drop
200K to 20M $EBTC tokens distributed to your EBT Card based on your application score, wallet holdings, and social connections.
Monthly Stipends
20K to 20M $EBTC monthly based on onchain activity, Twitter engagement, Discord participation, and GitHub contributions.
Automated Buybacks
65% of NFT sale liquidity provisions pools and executes monthly buybacks to support token value.
SEASONS & ELIGIBILITY
Seasonal Structure
- Season 1 runs for 3 months
- 4 seasons per year
- Distributions reconfigured each season based on price and sentiment
- 60% of remaining 19B tokens distributed fairly through the protocol
Reapplication
- Reapply for food stamps every 3 months
- Must show proof of onchain activity
- Or proof of employment (real job)
- Evaluation based on account holdings and social actions